Literature
History Through Randomness
In the beginning, things started to happen...
An explosion of stuff and cheddar spread like a fourth grade teacher's legs across the Inverse, objects formed far and not so far, great masses of gas collected into the shape of balls, on these massive balls (lol) things began to quiver, wriggly slimey things moved about the seas like a camel's tongue in a bucket of oysters. The skies were soon covered in cotton, it began to rain substitute teachers, thier chalky residue smeared the land as wild untamed pensioners feasted upon thier salty remains, herds of wild Olsen twins galloped across the planes as Jerry Garcia wiped his shirt over the sky