The Fluppets - Episode 09The Fluppets in: Vacation Madness *Episode 09One day at home the Fluppets are watching tv, Bun Bun in his chair, Cloud on the ceiling fan, Archapeligo and Wood on the couch and Sgt.Hozen in the pot plantTv douche: and now heres your chance to win a trip to Hawaii!Bun Bun: oooh Hawaii!Cloud: screw you Hawaii!Bun Bun: shh Cloud i wanna hear thisCloud: what the fuck did you just say?Tv douche: ...all you have to do is...Cloud: did you just tell me to shut up?!Bun Bun: i said shhhTv douche: ...call this number...Cloud: im gonna hurt you so bad...Bun Bun: Cloud please!Cloud: NO, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! (throws the remote at
The Fluppets - Episode 08The Fluppets in: A Cloudy day *Episode 08One morning Cloud woke up to the snoring of Wood, who shared a room with him, Cloud gets down from the top bunk and peers at Wood, who is seemingly awake but very much alseepCloud: (whispers) your lucky your not Bun Bun...he then floats down the hall and into the kitchen, he goes to the fridge and opens it, inside Archapeligo is fast asleep, Cloud pays no attention as he grabs the milk and takes a drink right from the carton, he quickly spits it out all over Archapeligo. Cloud looks at the cartonCloud: SKIM MILK?! (he throws it at the wall, in which it splatters everywhere)he gets the juice
The Fluppets - Episode 07The Fluppets in: Saturday *Episode 07Its a Saturday afternoon and the Fluppets are at home, bored, in the lounge room.Bun Bun: (sitting in the chair) im boredCloud, who is sitting in the third shelf of the bookcase gets up and floats into the kitchen, he opens the cupboard door and pulls out a pot. He makes his way back into the lounge room and throws the pot at Bun Bun and just missesBun Bun: hey now!Cloud: shut the fuck up!Cloud gets back on the bookcase, Wood and Archapeligo are on the couch, Wood starts to slip then falls onto the floorArchapeligo: Wood's drunk again!Wood:......Cloud: hahaha! you're a mean drunk Wood!A
The Fluppets - Episode 06The Fluppets in: Is there a house in the doctor?! *Episode 06One morning Bun Bun wakes up and heads for the kitchen where he he sees Wood on the counterBun Bun: morning Wood (lame joke #54)Wood:......Bun Bun: Wood? are you ok?Wood:..... (Wood then falls over)Bun Bun: oh no, Wood!Bun Bun gets the others and they take Wood to the hospital, Bun Bun parks the car in the hospital wall and they get out and run insideCloud: why are we here? hes obviously fakingBun Bun: no hes not! theres something wrong with him!Cloud: theres something wrong with you! (as he pushes over some old guy on crutches and flies into the ventilation shaf
The Evil Dead Chronicles pt.4The Evil Dead Chronicles - Chapter 04: Regret part 4The story so far......After falling from the sky Ash heads back into the woods as he goes over the events that lead to this moment, the old man who attacked him, crashing his car only to have it try and kill him, then a giant demonic creature surfacing, sending him flying into the air......Ash: (Narrating) And so after what's happened today i can't believe i'm stupid enough to actually go back! I'm gonna regret this i know but i'm not gonna let them get away with destroying my car!And so he ventures deeper in, watching his surroundings, taking each step with caution, searching the g
The Evil Dead Chronicles pt.3The Evil Dead Chronicles - Chapter 03: Regret part 3The story so far......Ash had landed in the woods after falling from the sky, collecting himself together he heads back into the woods as he goes over how this all started with the old man he picked up by the side of the road, who turned out to be some demonic creature, after killing it ash crashes the car only to have it become possessed....The sound of heavy panting can be heard along the cracking of branches as Ash runs for his life, not far behind is his own car, somehow now possessed and chasing him, crashing through the trees and scrub the car revs up and gains on him, its beami
The Evil Dead Chronicles pt.2The Evil Dead Chronicles - Chapter 02: Regret part 2The story so far...Ash had fallen out of the sky and landed in the woods, unfortunalty killing a deer in the proccess, so now he is on his way back deep into the woods as he tells us his story...Ash: (narrating)...So there i was, just driving along the highway on my way to work when i see this guy, hobbling along the side of the road, being the nice guy that i am i decided to give the old man a ride.......bad idea...Ash pulls over to the side of the road infront of the guyAsh: hey there, can i give ya a ride?the old man keeps walking, completely ignoring Ash, he gets out of the c
The Evil Dead Chronicles pt.1The Evil Dead Chronicles - Chapter 01: RegretThe night is dark as the moon hides behind the cloud filled sky, it was dead quiet in the forest until an approaching storm reaches the area, thunder booms across the land as the lightning fills the sky with a flash. A lone deer is grazing, the faint sound of buzzing can be heard echoing throughout the woods, the sound gets closer and closer, buzzing and whirring, the deer snaps its head up to the creeping sound, not seeing where the its coming from it turns to continue grazing when suddenly a red chainsaw falls from the sky, tearing right through the deers head and impaling into the blood damp
History Through RandomnessIn the beginning, things started to happen...An explosion of stuff and cheddar spread like a fourth grade teacher's legs across the Inverse, objects formed far and not so far, great masses of gas collected into the shape of balls, on these massive balls (lol) things began to quiver, wriggly slimey things moved about the seas like a camel's tongue in a bucket of oysters. The skies were soon covered in cotton, it began to rain substitute teachers, thier chalky residue smeared the land as wild untamed pensioners feasted upon thier salty remains, herds of wild Olsen twins galloped across the planes as Jerry Garcia wiped his shirt over the sky
The Art of Stupidity act.2The Art of Stupidity: act 02: Sea Otters and Stolen Fridge MagnetsGregory the Titmouse (lol) was gathering nutrients for the winters when a Owltard crashed to the ground, "oh deary me" he said "what a blunder i am" as he stood up only to fall onto his back again, "oh ha ha" he gleed "i am the clumsy one" then a badger ate him.chud: who wants to play spin the wheel thingy?!skank: i do!chud: ok, spin the wheel!skank: (spins it)chud: yay you won!skank: hooray!kid: mummy i wanna cookie!mum: no you didnt eat your beanskid: screw your beans i wanna cookie!mum: i said no cookie!kid: cookie bitch!mum: dont speak to your moth
The Art of Stupidity act.1The Art of Stupidity: act 01: Would you like fries with that?And now ladies and gentlemem, three ducks and a piano!duck1: quack...(bangs on piano)duck2: (takes a shit on the piano) .....quuuuackduck3: this piano is quite entertainingSpanky McNuggets was rolling down the street one day when he came across a soiled mattress, he got upon the filth slab and frolicked for many happy hours, after such delight Spanky McNuggets had drifted into slumber, he awoke many minutes later to find his precious dirt pillow had been overrun with hobos! "begone!" he said as he leaped up and took ahold of the dumpster and pushed it over, landing on top
Lamington the Munted GiraffeLamington the Munted GiraffeOne day Lamington was spazzing around eating trees when a car pulls upDad: hey kids its a giraffe!Kids: yay!Mum: its soo big! (with a cheeky smile)Lamington: durr?Lamington looks down at them, and licks the guy with his long giraffe tongueMum: ooo so long... (giggles while touching herself)Dad: haha he likes me!Kids: we wanna pet him!the kids run up to Lamington, in cause spooking the stupid animal as he raises his neck up high then starts to stomping on the kids, squishing their little bodies into the dirtDad: oh noes!Lamington then lifts his leg up and points at the guyLamington: shuuuuu
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