The Art of Stupidity act.1

The Art of Stupidity: act 01: Would you like fries with that?


And now ladies and gentlemem, three ducks and a piano!

duck1: quack...(bangs on piano)
duck2: (takes a shit on the piano) .....quuuuack
duck3: this piano is quite entertaining

Spanky McNuggets was rolling down the street one day when he came across a soiled mattress, he got upon the filth slab and frolicked for many happy hours, after such delight Spanky McNuggets had drifted into slumber, he awoke many minutes later to find his precious dirt pillow had been overrun with hobos! "begone!" he said as he leaped up and took ahold of the dumpster and pushed it over, landing on top of the hobos.

mum: you gotta eat your beans!
kid: dont want my beans!
mum: eat your beans!!!
kid: no beans!!
mum: BEANS!!!!!
kid: NOOO BEANNNS!!!!
mum: BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

*******----WANTING TO SELL!*******-----
One slighty used watermelon, used only
once, good condition except for a small
hole at one end, $30.95 ono

slave: hello sire may you be helped?
man: I WANT BURGERS!
slave: wat kind of burgers?
man: MEAT!!!!
slave: meat burgers?
man: YA MEAT BURGERS!!
slave: ok, how many meat burgers?
men: A MILLION!!!
slave: a million meat burgers?
man: AND SLAW!!!!
slave: wat kinda slaw?
man: MEAT SLAW!!!!
slave: ok a million meat burgers with meat slaw
man: MEAT!!!!!
slave: yes youve made that quite clear sire
man: DONT PATRONISE ME!!!
slave: would you like fries with that?
man: why yes i would thank you

a group of emos are depressing their way in a mall as a small cloud of self loathing floats above them, when suddenly a mighty warrior bursts through the wall and vanquishes them, he stands upon their slaughtered mass, raises his powerful axe and proclaims
"I AM THE KILLRYDE!!!"

havik: ha! take that emos beliefs!
Killryde: lol

the year is 1583 AD

the end! maybe, i dunno...fuck you! *throws a stagelight at dave